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About nicolemarkovic : Graphic design student, horse riding instructor, book lover, forever alone cat owner, cooking enthusiast, classical music fan, whiskey and beer drinking cigarettes smoking persona.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on herhile she slept. FML
2day I got a ticket 4 vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
Today, I maild out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realizd that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML
Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML
Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML
Friday 27 March 2015