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nicolemarkovic

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9212
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nicolemarkovic : Graphic design student, horse riding instructor, book lover, forever alone cat owner, cooking enthusiast, classical music fan, whiskey and beer drinking cigarettes smoking persona.

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Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23919) - you deserved it (2419)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47978) - you deserved it (7805)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36980) - you deserved it (5648)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32858) - you deserved it (3158)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15609) - you deserved it (22599)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11757) - you deserved it (27346)

On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

#14428491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36727) - you deserved it (4601)

On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (3636)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17488) - you deserved it (48348)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54036) - you deserved it (2624)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa



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