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Today...hile walking to mah car after work... I witnessd some moronho was textinghile riding her bike running right into mah parkd car... resulting in a broken side mrror... a damagd windshield... two dents... an 4 her... a broken phone an nose. She's threatening to sue me 4 damages.

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On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power cummed back on. His response was, ( But we have Netflix. )

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On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

2day I woke up with my face coverd in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's brthday party, I got so drunk that I startd yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-frst onto the concrete ground. mega FML

#20580770
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On 04/08/2013 at 3:20pm - misc - by nosey (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today , I was working the night shift at the hotel. One of mah tasks is to clean out the pool robot. While trying to pull it up , I got pulled in. I had to hide naked in the laundry room for an hourhile I put mah uniform through the dryer. FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:56pm - work - by soakedga - United States (Georgia)

OUR GUEST LECTURER TOLD US TO IMAGINE 25...000 DEAD KOALAS IN OUR LECTURE THEATRE.!! !! AND IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE US EMOTIONAL THEN WE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM !! SHE THEN WENT ON A RANT.!! !! DURING WHICH SHE ENCOURAGD US TO JOIN THE ( KOALA ARMY ) !! MEGA FML

#20580464
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On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today , ma 16-year-old son convincd ma 14-year-old daugter tat se wasn't allowd to use te ladies batroom at te sopping centre , because se wasn't wereing a dress like te grl on te sign . He told er grls in pants always usd te oter one . Se believd im . Tis is ma legacy . fat FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying . Suddenly.. . I had to poop worse than I ever had to in mah entire life . The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking mah tireshile I let out the entire contents of mah bowels onto the road . FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling wit some boxes . Te seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins . Wen we got to er apartment, se tanked me an introduced me to er boyfriend . FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Found Out Mah Creepy Obsessive Neighbor Got A Pet Hamster An Named It After Me. He Has Been Telling All Sorts Of Stories About His Hamster Using Mah Name An He Just Told Me In Detail How It Died Of Heart Attack. FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:00pm - animals - by idontevenlikehamsters - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, AFTER PAYING FIR MY GROCERIES, I NOTICED THAT A BREAD-ROLL HADN'T BEEN CHARGED . I FELT GUILTY AN WENT BACK TO THE REGISTER TO PAY FIR IT . THE CASHIER BURST INTO DERISIVE LAUGHTER AN MOCKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS "RUNNING FIR POPE OR SOMETHING" . FML

Today, I started training 4 a charity boxing match. When I got home an walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today.. . ma sister was faced wit te coice of getting a burger.. . or picking me up in a snowstorm . Te burger won.. . and I ad to travel 4km ome by foot . FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I was at Universityhen a giant mascot started walking in mah direction. As they walked past... theyhispered mah name seductively. I still don't knowho it was. FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)



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