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nick90
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nick90 : not much to say, im a nice guy, my lifes been going down hill since the start of 09..my msn is nick_cards@hotmail.com, if ur bored add me

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Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111858) - you deserved it (8897)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373076) - you deserved it (413148)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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