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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1993 (20 years)
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Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21937) - you deserved it (29181)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15803) - you deserved it (66119)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10515) - you deserved it (67376)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)



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