Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

nick0011

Search for a member

nick0011

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3810
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

nick0011's page activity

Visits<b>Tutetheblack</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:55pm<b>CoolFootSnook</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:38pm<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 11:57pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:54am<b>mod2cay</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 3:38pm<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 9:26am<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 06/07/2009 at 10:41pm<b>wairdt</b> - the 06/07/2009 at 3:16pm

Fucked!<b>Tutetheblack</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:55pm<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 5:57am

nick0011's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

nick0011's favorite FMLs

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (32697)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

#3971030
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19584) - you deserved it (72230)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

#2682803
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14393) - you deserved it (76916)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: