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nick0011
  • Town/Country : Miami, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3491
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17353) - you deserved it (20515)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81737) - you deserved it (24044)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

#4044243 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (40410) - you deserved it (5031)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12877) - you deserved it (53038)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9353) - you deserved it (53350)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)