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nick0011

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3865
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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nick0011's page activity

Visits<b>Tutetheblack</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:55pm<b>CoolFootSnook</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:38pm<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 11:57pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:54am<b>mod2cay</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 3:38pm<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 9:26am<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 06/07/2009 at 10:41pm<b>wairdt</b> - the 06/07/2009 at 3:16pm

Fucked!<b>Tutetheblack</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:55pm<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 5:57am

nick0011's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

nick0011's favorite FMLs

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

by ElevatorThug / 08/25/2009 at 5:17am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

by PTKFML / 07/26/2009 at 12:37am / United States / Intimacy

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

by MitchFail / 07/23/2009 at 2:42am / United States / Intimacy

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

by Jon / 06/07/2009 at 2:47am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy