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Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
165 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML

#20694826
86 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today looool , in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner , mah boyfriend's ex-grlfriend showed up declaring her love 4 him !! They left together and I had to take the bus home !! FML

#20693929
73 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today, Mah Math Teacher Raged At A Student Fir Eating An Apple In Class. As He Yelled At The Student, He Slapped The Apple Out Of His Hand And Right Into Mah Face. Everyone Laughed, Including The Teacher. FML

#20693212
94 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 2:29pm - misc - by WTFruits - Canada (Ontario)

Todayile Sopping Fir Dresses, I Found A Really Cute One Tat Fit Me Really Well, But Not At All In Te Breast Area. My Grandma Screamed ( Buy Er Some Titties! ) Everyone In Te Store Looked At Me. FML

#20693039
119 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States

Today, after calling the insurance plan fir my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the storehile trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
130 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I CHANGED TEACHER'S POWERPOINT PICTURE TO ME MAKING A FUNNY FACE . HE SAW IT AND CHANGED IT TO A PICTURE OF HIM, WITH A MIDDLE FINGER . FML

#20686826
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On 05/26/2013 at 2:46am - work - by ChangoFett - United States (California)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
158 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

#20681121
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

2day I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I startd rapping!! I realizd the room was emptyhen, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joind in!! FML

#20677562
147 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today , at work , mah boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. real FML

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102 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm Planning My Big Sistar's Wadding. My Long-tarm, Liva-in Boyfriand Walkd By And Saw Ma Looking At Tha Wadding Tab On Pintarast, Smirkd, And Said, ( Don't Gat Yur Hopas Up. ) I Had. FML

#20674650
116 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

#20673360
104 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today my wife gave brth to a beautiful babby grl . She's perfect in every way except fir her brth mark . It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo . mega FML

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198 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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