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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by hitmutefirst / 02/03/2009 at 5:24am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
by razzmataz / 01/28/2009 at 8:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me… Today, after asking my manager how his day was going he explained that he stopped drinking and was… Today, I had sex for the first time lying on a deck chair outside of a house party. Just as I reach…