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nhlnba2
  • Town/Country : Saskatchewan, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nhlnba2 : I really only read the stuff on here. My life doesn't suck enough to have to post anything on here.

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68987) - you deserved it (20086)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22440) - you deserved it (20294)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
61 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
82 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
59 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)



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