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by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 8:12am / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Love
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2010 at 12:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 1:15am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Single / 08/07/2010 at 7:01am / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…