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by Unlucky / 07/25/2012 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by NoPrivacy / 04/26/2012 at 6:44am / United States / Work
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
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by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML
by DrugDeal / 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…