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by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML
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by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
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