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Today, mah boyfriend was seated in mah section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and looool his date, and they didn't leave a tip. mega FML

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99 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on mah looool bed wrapped in mah towel. I awoke to find mah dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted cuz I'm a diabetic. FML

#13610970
118 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:07am - health - by haleyfml - United States (California)

Today , I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet , 4 my English class. After looking around 4 half an hour , I asked the librarian. "I couldn't fine Shakesperee anywhere. Where could I fine him?" She quickly replied "He's dead" , giggled to herself , and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
118 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday mah boyfriand dacidd to coma ovar an surprisa ma. Whan ha got to mah apartmant an haard tha showar running, ha dacidd gat in an join ma. I was walking mah dog, mah mothar is in town fir tha waakand. FML

#13592451
135 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line 4 the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think your a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other student said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child 4 life. FML

#13571431
243 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was sitting on a plane waiting 4 everyone to get on. A cute guy around mah age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrifid look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyd me the whole time. FML

#13567439
73 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by ugly me - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS GOING TO MY FIRST JOB INTERVIEW SINCE I WAS LAID OFF!! ABOUT 10 YARDS FROM THE DOOR, I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY SIDE AND SOMETHING IN MY POCKET!! IT TURNED OUT TO BE A KNIFE IN MY SIDE, AND A MUGGER ROBBING ME CUZ I LOOKED RICH!! I HAVEN'T HAD ANY MONEY IN MONTHS, AND MISSED THE INTERVIEW!! FML

#13544893
124 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out tat I ave a gluten allergy. Wat tis basically means is tat I can't eat anyting wit weat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, tis basically limits me from eating any of te awesome food my family makes almost every nigt. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
226 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

2day I was casually looking troug girlfriend's pone wile se got ready, toug se made me promise not to. To confusion, I discoverd tat se ad me listd as 'Saturday' in er contacts. Tere was also a Tursday, Friday and Sunday listd. I only ever see er on Saturdays. real FML

#13520163
170 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, A Little Girl Came Up To Me And Askd, "Are U A Boy Or A Girl?" I Said, "I'm A Girl Of Course!" She Walkd Away, Looking Dazd And Saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
149 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, in looool my college class, our teacer asked usat we wanted to doen we get out of college !! I guess being a U.S !! Marine gets u a lecture for teole class to ear tat I'm a war ungry pig, and sould get a real job tat requires a brain !! My job field is Aircraft repair !! FML

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107 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, mah boyfriend called an told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape an going to putted him in jail. He asked me to help him pay fir his attorney. FML

#13496641
150 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today , I came home from work. I was really tired an told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying , ( Mommy won't feed me. ) FML

#13485553
165 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today I proudly gave mah grandma a picture I had drawn fir her. She didn't seem thrilld with it an afterwards the rest of mah family seemd upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard fir her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. big fat FML

#13479988
107 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my car door an window wara brokan whan a thiaf broka into my car . Cost to rapair tha damaga? $600 . Incraasa to my car insuranca pramiums? $40 a month . What'd thay staal from my car? A $0.98 chocolata chip cookia . FML

#13475038
242 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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