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Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

#14545580
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37014) - you deserved it (3030)

On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML

#14518495
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38693) - you deserved it (2930)

On 01/09/2011 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74520) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66717) - you deserved it (3931)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37694) - you deserved it (7133)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46346) - you deserved it (2727)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37464) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48252) - you deserved it (9579)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

#14335175
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29224) - you deserved it (2505)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)

Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

#14331455
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28600) - you deserved it (3233)

On 12/25/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

#14300569
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31233) - you deserved it (4651)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43296) - you deserved it (4068)

On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past 2 hours. FML

#14279972
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (3699)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49390) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49390) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada



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