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Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46691) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

#20921778
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50844) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML

#20912722
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47345) - you deserved it (7746)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57643) - you deserved it (3294)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

TODAY.. . MY COWORKER CONVINCD A LITTLE GIRL TAT TEDDY BEARS R ACTUALLY TE BODIES OF DEAD BABY BEARS . I WORK AT BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSOP.. . AND WE WERE WORKING A 4-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTDAY PARTY . FML

#20910133
67 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today, mah psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threat against mah life, informd me that she now has a conceald carry permit. FML

#20907451
148 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML

#20906371
141 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
319 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

I sant mah girlfriand a taxt this morning saying I lova you . I raraly do this and instaad of racaiving tha sama massaga back, I got a massaga from mah girlfriand accusing ma of maaning to sand it to somaona alsa and dumpad ma . FML

#20902940
79 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 1:36am - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat fir not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

#20898629
63 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Boss' Son Is Training To Take Over Mah Job As Head Translator, After Having Convinced His Dad That He's Fluent In Spanish, And That Mah Skills Suck. I Soon Walked In On Him Using Google Translate On A Legal Document. My Boss Refuses To Believe Me. FML

#20898132
114 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by anahira6 (woman) - United States (Texas)

YASTARDAY I WAS CLAANING UP LITTAR FROM THA STRAAT , WHAN A GUY ASKD WHO I WORK FOR. I SAID NOBODY AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING SOMA COMMUNITY SARVICA. BAFORA I COULD CLARIFY THAT IT WAS VOLUNTARY COMMUNITY SARVICA , HA CALLD MA A "PIACA OF SHIT DALINQUANT" , SPAT ON MA , AND WALKD OFF. FML

#20898099
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41340) - you deserved it (3042)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:01pm - misc - by sigh (man) - United States (Maryland)



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