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Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker askd everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had did of an overdose . As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh . I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitchd me out for a good 5 minutes . FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29156) - you deserved it (11638)

On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today , I spent almost two hours cleaning mah fish tank , only to fine out that mah cat had secretly eaten all of mah fishhile I was cleaning the tank . FML

#15309054
115 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was fired from te trucking company I work for, due looool to numerous complaints about ma reckless driving. I don't even do driving work tere, but ma ex keeps calling in to report me, and ma boss wanted te calls to stop. FML

#15285580
67 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticd a woman glaring at me . When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I askd y she was staring . She snappd, "If u had kept yur legs closd, u wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant . FML

#15284565
170 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word ( Hell ), my mother yelled at us 4 using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. mega FML

#15281209
105 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I Caught Finger In A Sliding Door!! It Made Me Pass Out And Give Myself A Concussion!! My Genetic Would Rather Slam Face Into The Floor Than Deal With A Pinchd Finger!! FML

#15273701
93 comments

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On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

Today, I Bought Mah Fiancée A Dress 4 Her Birthday. She Accused Me Of Saying She Was Fat, Because I Bought It In Medium Rather Than Small. After Trying On The Dress, She's Now Not Only Mad At Me 4 Buying It, But Also Because The Dress Fits Perfectly. FML

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237 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I couldn't get the arplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat looool I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

#15240526
142 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today I went snowboarding an fell backwards itting ma ead on a patc of ice. Wen I got ome I told ma broter I tougt I migt ave a concussion. He told me I sould be a man an suck it swiftly smacking ma ead causing me to pass out. FML

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87 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)

Today I went snowboarding an fell backwards itting ma ead on a patc of ice. Wen I got ome I told ma broter I tougt I migt ave a concussion. He told me I sould be a man an suck it swiftly smacking ma ead causing me to pass out. FML

#15221158
87 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT TAT MA FARRAT...IC MA PARANTS AD TOLD MA RAN AWAY A FAW YAARS AGO... WAS ACTUALLY GIVAN TO MA COUSINILA I WAS AT A FRIAND'S OUSA. MY PARANTS DIDN'T WANT TO DAAL WIT IM ANYMORA AND GAVA IM AWAY FIR FRAA. FML

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93 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Person in Alaska with a Ferret - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, SURPRISINGLY, MY ROOMMATE MADE A NICE MEAL. WITHIN AN HOUR, I STARTED THROWING UP. WHEN I CONFRONTED HER, SHE CONFESSED THAT SHE'D USED LONG EXPIRED INGREDIENTS, INCLUDING MEAT, BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT THE GARBAGE MEN TO THINK SHE'S "THE TYPE THAT WASTES FOOD."

#15166184
73 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me . He then told me he will die without me . When looool I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK . I'll kill myself!' an then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself . I can't believe I datd this idiot . FML

#15161095
142 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I Ran Into One Of My Teachers From High School. When I Told Her I Just Recently Graduated College And Was Starting Graduate School In The Fall, She Said "you Don't Have To Lie, Some People Just R Cut Out 4 College. There Is No Shame." I Wasn't Lying, I Graduated With Honors Too. FML

#15142777
80 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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