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Today mah damantad asswipa of a lab partnar thought it'd ba funny to raplaca tha brthday gift I bought fir mah grlfriand with tha larga intastina of a racantly-dissactad dog. My grlfriand naarly faintad whan sha opanad tha gift box and accusad ma of planning tha whola thing. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today , I want to my parants' ousa. I racantly lost about 30 lbs. My mom uggad ma an said , ( Aww , your not my cubby baby girl anymora. ) Sa tan said sa wisad I wara still fat cuz sa missad it. Sa's ta raason I lost ta waigt; sa usad to taasa an taunt ma. Tanks Mom. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 11:51am - misc - by me - United States

the stalker flatmate who has been obsessed with me since I first moved into the flat two years ago, graduated!! Apparently he told everyone we are an item, because his parents and relatives were smiling and taking pictures of me from their seats two rows ahead of mine at the ceremony!! mega FML

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with mah wife just to avoid to speak with mah boring coworker. After two awkward minute of him waiting in front of mah desk an me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable an left. FML

Taday after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to fine most of the food gone, an a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to lerenho's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuse like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved ere and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

Today, I overheard mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew wat internet dating was three weeks ago. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 10:08am - money - by weneedthatmoneytoliveon (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML

Today I got harassd an screamd at by a middle-agd man for parking in a spot close to the store because he wantd the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries !! He took a photo an vowd to report me to the authorities !! FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by couch girl - Singapore

Taday I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, ( I already knew that babe. ) FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today... whilst waiting tables at work... I servd a young couple the milkshakes they had orderd. The woman at the next table verbally abusd me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 1:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, I'm laft wit two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said is Quidditc tournamant is mora important tan saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". big fat FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

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