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neversaynether
  • Town/Country : ole miss, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About neversaynether : {Awh-dree-nah} : is what they call me.
Just a 5 foot tall bucket of fun. I love waffles and Finn |(•_•)|
Adventure is out there! I'm an adventurer, don't try and stop me.
My life is a literal cult classic.

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Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78097) - you deserved it (13672)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83952) - you deserved it (33651)

On 03/29/2009 at 11:49pm - intimacy - by Cynical (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82159) - you deserved it (12818)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)



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