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neverdrinkSODA
  • Town/Country : new york, United states
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 361
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (9075) - you deserved it (840)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (7939)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12531) - you deserved it (5141)

On 12/15/2010 at 1:15am - animals - by Olive14 -

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20681) - you deserved it (3173)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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