About neverdrinkSODA : :) I like to look at things... Also eat good food and search for sea monsters in my private submarine.. I know they're there. Sometimes I pretend I am an eagle because I imagine flying is very exciting. Also because they are very adept at capturing whales and I've always wanted to try whale. Also, my yard and my neighbors garden are overgrown with flowers so I can sometimes be found grazing on them. I hope she does not notice.
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by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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