About Neverdrinksoda
:) I like to look at things... Also eat good food and search for sea monsters in my private submarine.. I know they're there. Sometimes I pretend I am an eagle because I imagine flying is very exciting. Also because they are very adept at capturing whales and I've always wanted to try whale. Also, my yard and my neighbors garden are overgrown with flowers so I can sometimes be found grazing on them. I hope she does not notice.
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