netdemon

Search for a member

Offline (the 11/19/2015 at 3:30pm)

netdemon

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5861
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About netdemon : Apparently, I suck at life...

netdemon's page activity

Visits<b>iDrownKittens</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 2:45am<b>max367</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:12am<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:59pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 12:10am<b>Mons</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:02pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:10am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:23am<b>TheJm4jEst1c</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 2:21pm<b>RainEliseWolf</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 1:34am<b>immaloser95</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 5:57pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 8:19pm<b>unimmortal</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 11:10pm<b>rainbowsandshit1</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 11:02pm<b>trinalporpus</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 9:41pm<b>jfoll25</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 2:44am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 11:59am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 6:57pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 2:51pm

Fucked!<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 6:09am

netdemon's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of netdemon's badges

netdemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

by wowimscrewed / 04/14/2011 at 12:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

by wowimscrewed / 04/14/2011 at 12:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

by andimanastudent / 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

by sophie / 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

by Carmen / 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

by ac32 / 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

by sandyhome / 04/11/2011 at 11:20am / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

by Tweety / 04/09/2011 at 7:40am / United States (Washington) / Love