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Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 12:53am - love - by HFCS (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)
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