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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1988 (26 years)
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About netdemon : Apparently, I suck at life...

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Today , I got mugged. As the guysho took mah purse were about to walk away , mah cellphone rang in mah pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37984) - you deserved it (2895)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to mah house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to putted on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37123) - you deserved it (5563)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I decidd I was done waiting fir mah boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bd looool and I askd him . He askd fir a rain check .

Today, the girl I've been dating fir several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49014) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I told mah husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are u going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (9682)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I found looool out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51103) - you deserved it (5193)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Want To Visit My Boyfriand At Work. Tat's Wara I Mat Is Pragnant Grlfriand. Fat FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55032) - you deserved it (4708)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

today apartment burnd to the ground. I was packd an ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54708) - you deserved it (3020)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute grl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears an said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in mah dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54554) - you deserved it (6860)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nerely passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. big fat FML

#16576364
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I walked downstars , made a bowl of hot cereal , and held a full conversation with brother's grlfriend , before I finally putted two and two together and realized I hadn't putted any pants on. mega FML

#16541203
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (25669)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today , I had to explain to boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic . FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (6250)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounthen she goes in 4 maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it but she's probably getting discount on other service too. real FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounthen she goes in 4 maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it but she's probably getting discount on other service too. real FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my fiancé nervously sat me down fir a ( serious cat ). Te cat wound up wit im asking if we could postpone our wedding , because is World of Warcraft guild ad a raid sceduled fir te same day. FML

#16487727
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51296) - you deserved it (9905)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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