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netdemon

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3149
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About netdemon : Apparently, I suck at life...

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Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (2891)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (5475)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48856) - you deserved it (4376)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35024) - you deserved it (9488)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50953) - you deserved it (5189)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54845) - you deserved it (4697)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54413) - you deserved it (3010)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54424) - you deserved it (6850)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39065) - you deserved it (3177)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11395) - you deserved it (25586)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38320) - you deserved it (6102)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (4789)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (4789)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51154) - you deserved it (9901)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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