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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1988 (26 years)
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About netdemon : Apparently, I suck at life...

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Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

#16858982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39646) - you deserved it (4283)

On 06/26/2011 at 12:29am - love - by smoothmove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17469) - you deserved it (61312)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36418) - you deserved it (7643)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38825) - you deserved it (16908)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

#16842946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40997) - you deserved it (4931)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3791)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML

#16838274
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33649) - you deserved it (7483)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm - love - by pinocchio - United States

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
353 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25636) - you deserved it (11342)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (4485)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17195) - you deserved it (31954)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (2408)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42604) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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