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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)
Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm - love - by pinocchio - United States
Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Elliott_B (man) - United States (California)
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by brokenbabe (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
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