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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... in the midst of having sex... boyfriend decided looool that... as a joke... he would pretend to be a zombiehilst going down on me. Sadly... the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (6400)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

TODAY, MY 28-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WHO HAS BEEN PRANKING ME ALL MY LIFE, PUTTD A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE ON MY CHAIR. I SAT ON IT, WITH MY WHITE DRESS. ON MY WEDDING DAY. FML

#18004959
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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

#18004250
182 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML

#17874410
129 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . aftar baing in lova with ona of mah bast friands fir agas.. . ha took ma on a data . Wa than want back to his placa and wa mada lova . Aftarwards.. . ha told ma ha wantad to show ma somathing and lad ma outsida . Ha ran back in and lockad tha door . It's a two hour walk homa . FML

#17174791
323 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I woke up to mah pants off and mah vibrator still on . I fell asleep masturbating . FML

#17080549
530 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Yesterday, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, an hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, an hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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