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Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 12:29am - love - by smoothmove - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by TheStripedBeatle (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
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