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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1016
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nerobluerose : Screw Vatican City. Rome is too good to have to share a piece of it with a religious group. Stupid land stealers.

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50186) - you deserved it (28349)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, there is an annual solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML


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On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML


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On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML


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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML

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