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nerdsgetmehot

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 July 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 134 posted

About nerdsgetmehot : Videos in which I dance and make an idiot of myself:
http://www.youtube.com/slightlyawkward

I'm a dork.

My posted FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/15679727#c_10649525

The video that I've been watching on a daily basis (or more) lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie7ctYQsSgI

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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31270) - you deserved it (12742)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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