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About nerdsgetmehot : Videos in which I dance and make an idiot of myself:
I'm a dork.
My posted FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/15679727#c_10649525
The video that I've been watching on a daily basis (or more) lately:
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Friday 29 May 2015