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nerdsgetmehot
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 45030
  • Number of comments : 3782
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 133 posted

About nerdsgetmehot : Videos in which I dance and make an idiot of myself:
http://www.youtube.com/slightlyawkward

I'm a dork.

My posted FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/15679727#c_10649525

The video that I've been watching on a daily basis (or more) lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie7ctYQsSgI

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (7556)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (123094)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53417) - you deserved it (418808)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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