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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 July 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 47973
  • Number of comments : 3814
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 134 posted

About nerdsgetmehot : Videos in which I dance and make an idiot of myself:
http://www.youtube.com/slightlyawkward

I'm a dork.

My posted FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/15679727#c_10649525

The video that I've been watching on a daily basis (or more) lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie7ctYQsSgI

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Today... my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out... I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell... "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7890) - you deserved it (60695)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today , at 21 years old , I am still so flat chestd that I can't even fit into training bras meant fir 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word ( Hell ), my mother yelled at us 4 using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. mega FML

#15281209
105 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today after struggling fir hours to fall asleep with mah husbands rather rattling snoring I finally managd it... only to be rudely awakend an hour later by mah husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

#14990057
54 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, the lady running the pastry shop askedho I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

#14985221
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
72 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML

#14962241
89 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today... I saw my mom run across tha housa nakd fir a condom. big fat FML

#14849779
122 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD THE BEST CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON THE MENU,HICH WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". THE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. THE WORDS THAT CUMMD OUT OF MAH MOUTH WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML

#14796617
120 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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