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About nerdsgetmehot : Videos in which I dance and make an idiot of myself:
I'm a dork.
My posted FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/15679727#c_10649525
The video that I've been watching on a daily basis (or more) lately:
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word ( Hell ), my mother yelled at us 4 using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. mega FML
Today after struggling fir hours to fall asleep with mah husbands rather rattling snoring I finally managd it... only to be rudely awakend an hour later by mah husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML
Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML
TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD THE BEST CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON THE MENU,HICH WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". THE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. THE WORDS THAT CUMMD OUT OF MAH MOUTH WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML
Friday 27 March 2015