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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 48842
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  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 134 posted

About nerdsgetmehot : Videos in which I dance and make an idiot of myself:

I'm a dork.

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nerdsgetmehot's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73911) - you deserved it (4363)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52156) - you deserved it (10876)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63621) - you deserved it (7326)

On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31084) - you deserved it (14261)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28990) - you deserved it (5208)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (16418)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11352) - you deserved it (66034)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22296) - you deserved it (4946)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30465) - you deserved it (4111)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15401) - you deserved it (31994)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38111) - you deserved it (26330)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32390) - you deserved it (5766)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42129) - you deserved it (2539) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

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