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by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Money
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anon / 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
by Busted / 07/26/2010 at 8:26am / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by one_BAMF / 07/25/2010 at 1:06am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
by milkybear / 06/15/2010 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
by OmniVore / 02/25/2010 at 4:42am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
by CrappyValentine / 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 12:48am / United States (California) / Love