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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 April 1984 (30 years)
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Today, I went on a date with this girl. Turns out she's a software developer, too. Our date became a technical discussion. FML

#21195553
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39183) - you deserved it (10457)

On 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm - love - by devdevdev (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43093) - you deserved it (6145)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , moter cummd over to ceck on new kittenile I was at work. Se took a video of te kitten playing on bd and climbing on nigtstand. Rigt on top of vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if se noticd or not but se's certainly been sowing te video around. FML

#21182483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44665) - you deserved it (13895)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate !! It was going well until I accidentally passed gas !! To add to the embarrassment, he rated it !! I only got a 4 out of 10 !! FML

#21165721
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (7290)

On 06/07/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by embarrassed girl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to scool witout any makeup on. Te guyso usually compliment me for being pretty r now calling me "Te Greatest Illusion Ever". real FML

#20936906
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44773) - you deserved it (19843)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (2105)

On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I went to the park an sat down on a bench to enjoy mah coffee. I hered a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was mah daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58752) - you deserved it (7012)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt cuz skirt was too big. When I walked through security , they asked me to remove belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

#14731232
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24173) - you deserved it (12261)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:48am - misc - by roo - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10119) - you deserved it (33560)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7013)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17953) - you deserved it (31559)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was in ta alavator wit ma famala coworkar and a vary attractiva taan in front of us. My coworkar raacd out and grabbd ta boobs of ta taan in front of us... and blamd it on ma. I got yalld at... knad in ta crotc... and puncd in ta faca. My coworkar couldn't stop lauging. FML

#14416914
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33523) - you deserved it (3404)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, AFTAR WONDARINGHY I'VA NAVAR MAT MY FATHAR, I ASKAD MY MOM IF I WAS THA PRODUCT OF A ONA NIGHT STAND. SHA RAPLIAD WITH, "WALL, TACHNICALLY HA DIDN'T SPAND THA NIGHT." FML

#13927499
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28161) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked 4 my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guessho's the new professor 4 my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14587) - you deserved it (33838)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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