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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15634
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About negb : •I had dreads for 2 years but got rid of them. I've had my new set for about 8 months.
•I have 16 piercings, 1 microdermal and 2 tattoos.
•I'm a gamer and I even took 3D modelling and am now taking programming.
•I love all animals. I own a bearded dragon and snake. Use to own a bunch of other animals and help out at vets/rescues/humane societies.
•I also have an obsession with pugs. Use to have one. My mom owns one still and I just adore them.
•Total nerd. I pride myself on my video game collection, mainly Pokemon.
•Barista for 3 years

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negb's favorite FMLs

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

#20996030
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58113) - you deserved it (7570)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40534) - you deserved it (10924)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55661) - you deserved it (8694)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

#20988740
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47124) - you deserved it (11099)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71071) - you deserved it (3906)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

#20986260
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53960) - you deserved it (7726)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

#20986172
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54988) - you deserved it (3638)

On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50254) - you deserved it (5559)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

#20984257
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52214) - you deserved it (4906)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

#20984084
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68413) - you deserved it (5712)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

#20977142
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41210) - you deserved it (2758)

On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43397) - you deserved it (44934)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (15985)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)



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