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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14027
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About negb : •I had dreads for 2 years but got rid of them. I've had my new set for about 4 months.
•I have 14 piercings and want more, as well as 2 tattoos
•I'm a gamer
•I love all animals. I own a bearded dragon and help out at a reptile/small animal rescue.

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Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50028) - you deserved it (9609)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I actually uttered the words: "Those are my good sweatpants." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39647) - you deserved it (9138)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59028) - you deserved it (7501)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43765) - you deserved it (3789) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML


Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39473) - you deserved it (3574)

On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML


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On 04/07/2014 at 1:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML


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On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML


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On 03/26/2014 at 7:44pm - animals - by In urgent need of a new roommate - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML


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On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (9988)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, a lady who works for my husband confided in me that they've been sleeping with each other and now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife. FML

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