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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10585
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About negb : •I had dreads for 2 years but got rid of them. I plan on starting a new set soon.
•I have 12 piercings and want more, as well as tattoos
•I'm a gamer

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negb's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when I askd my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even usd a condom. FML

#21268339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43760) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today , I got dumpd by ma boyfriend!! He said it was because e livd 2 ours away , but I tink te ultrasound poto is oter girlfriend postd proudly on is Facebook wall r te real reason!! FML

#21260092
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44484) - you deserved it (4147)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today looool I was watching ( My Strange Addiction ). The woman featurd ate rocks. While judging her wierd habit I realisd I was chewing on a coat-hanger thehole time. FML

#21256247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32811) - you deserved it (12570)

On 09/11/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by ayeayeboy19 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

I woke up to find a huge zit directly between mah two eyebrows !! My friend have started calling me "The North Star." FML

#21253662
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realizd how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching lookd straight into the camera an I immediately lookd away. FML

#21253498
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (4881)

On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake . No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was looool going to eat it all myself . FML

#21252624
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32385) - you deserved it (9228)

On 09/05/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by tbee - United States (Illinois)

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42786) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband askd our tax professional if we could file my profession as ( Expert Dream Murderer. ) I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (4538)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45400) - you deserved it (5926)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45206) - you deserved it (4746)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to cancel mah plans to go see mah grandma, cuz I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her mah name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. mega FML

#21249110
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38965) - you deserved it (5059)

On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)



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