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About negb : •I had dreads for 2 years but got rid of them. I plan on starting a new set soon.
•I have 12 piercings and want more, as well as tattoos
•I'm a gamer
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML
MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML
Today, I had to cancel mah plans to go see mah grandma, cuz I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her mah name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015