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nebulize
  • Town/Country : Austin, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3654
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nebulize : I'm a very serious person.

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Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44373) - you deserved it (19877)

On 08/15/2009 at 2:13am - love - by Squashed (woman) - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17007) - you deserved it (53956)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:52pm - work - by Crunchy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and explaining to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50498) - you deserved it (6766)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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