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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8609
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About nebjamin69 : Basicaly, I'm chill, calm, collected. I love meeting new people, I love making people laugh and smile. And like everyone else, I have shit load of flaws that I'm not afriad to admit to.

On that note, these things never really amount to anything.
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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML


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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML


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On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML


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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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