About Nebjamin69
Basicaly, I'm chill, calm, collected. I love meeting new people, I love making people laugh and smile. And like everyone else, I have shit load of flaws that I'm not afriad to admit to. On that note, these things never really amount to anything. Message me and I'll reply.
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By Anonymous - / Monday 6 April 2009 17:15 / United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 August 2009 11:11 / United States
By fmysexlife - / Monday 27 July 2009 05:06 / United States
By Hackmanjones - / Saturday 13 June 2009 14:42 / Canada

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States