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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13999
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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today at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where u can feel wat natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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152 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, somaona looool rackonad that I would navar ba in a ralationship. So I mada up thishola story about soma mada up guy namad 'Nick' and postad stuff on mah Facabook and Myspaca that I'm dating him. Now all mah friands want to maat him. maga FML

#13771882
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On 11/08/2010 at 11:18pm - love - by ashbox233 (woman) - United States (California)

Today I arrivd ome to find I'd been broken in to. Te culprit? An obese omeless man o I found face down unconscious and surroundd by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in ate everyting in sigt soild imself and passd out. Te worst part? Te cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
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On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, mah sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living !! The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants !! His ambition in life is to become a fry cook !! FML

#13753652
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On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I realizd the benefits at Burger King r better than at my company. I'm an looool engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, an work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care an more corporate 401k contributions than I do. fat FML

#13518808
104 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by engineerdude91 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I recieved two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now , an the cards were from our two children,ho live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened , an niether of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
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On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

today I found a surviellance camera in mah room. FML

#13490049
130 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I came home from work. I was really tired an told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying , ( Mommy won't feed me. ) FML

#13485553
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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

2day I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van an is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

#13432201
63 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today... I startd a new job. The supervisor handd me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it... which is not my name. When I told her this... she respondd with... "I know... but it will be easier fir the customers to pronounce than yur actual name." FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my mom rolld up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

#13403115
86 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

2dayhile on mah run, I was attacked by mah neighbor's new dog!! It apparently didn't lyk me running past there house and broke free from its chain!! I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court 4 the emotional distress I caused her and the dog!! FML

#13397431
206 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad finally told me wy e never paid cild support to my mom wen e was supposed to fir te last ten yeres. His reason? Because I'm a girl an I wasn't tat important. FML

#13397111
68 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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68 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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