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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13998
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML

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384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46467) - you deserved it (18081)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I REALIZED THAT POTATO CHIPS R MADE FROM POTATOES. I'M 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (77087)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, mah high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from mah high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML

#15768228
206 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by CollegeBoy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came out to parents . They noddd empathetically throughout entre speech an told me repeatedly that it was okay . As I smild an stood up, dad askd, ( But you're still going to marry a guy, right? ) FML

#15767181
136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found that the love of life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband trid to ba romantic by throwing ma in a bd laid with rosas. Too bad ha forgot to ramova tha thorns frst. FML

#15718198
122 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I want up to a grl at a bus stop and startd chatting har up. Har rasponsa? "Am I baing robbd?" FML

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83 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML

#15514877
355 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , I learnd , 15 years later , that my puppy from when I was 4 , was taken by Santa cuz he was in ned of a riendeer. My parents took him to the shelter cuz looool they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
204 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm babysitting tree cildren under te age of seven . Tey ave no discipline, don't listen, scream all te time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and ave peed tere pants a collective 5 times today . I am not getting paid fir tis . Tier moter as no plans to come get tem any time soon . FML

#15475635
147 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's Ke$ha and that she really has to put her cloths back on. mega FML

#15432254
285 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML

#15405912
489 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today... my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons an Family Guy cuz apparently... they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

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371 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today , I discoverd that the lovely , hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats , dogs , and other various animals. FML

#15366676
103 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by B-rent - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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