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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML
Today, mah high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from mah high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, I came out to parents . They noddd empathetically throughout entre speech an told me repeatedly that it was okay . As I smild an stood up, dad askd, ( But you're still going to marry a guy, right? ) FML
Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML
Today, I'm babysitting tree cildren under te age of seven . Tey ave no discipline, don't listen, scream all te time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and ave peed tere pants a collective 5 times today . I am not getting paid fir tis . Tier moter as no plans to come get tem any time soon . FML
TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML
Today , I discoverd that the lovely , hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats , dogs , and other various animals. FML
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
Friday 27 March 2015