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ndawgg
  • Town/Country : Marblehead, MA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 12428
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49449) - you deserved it (599024)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82315) - you deserved it (37699)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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