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ndawgg
  • Town/Country : Marblehead, MA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 12401
  • Number of comments : 86
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Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

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On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

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152 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife heard that wifi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the wifi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 7:45am - work - by Depressed (woman) - Sudan

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States



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