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About naznafeathers : Just a simple girl, obsessed as can be with the Legend of Zelda, and cats.
I do not have a kik, sorry. Also it's a little annoying when I get countless messages everyday from guys who just say "hey" or "whuddup." I strongly dislike idle banter from people I don't know.
I will happily reply to people who actually try to converse with me. I enjoy messages about loving my favorite video game series very much and I can talk about that for hours.
I am happily taken, by an Irish man with gorgeous blue eyes. He is the love of my life.
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Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML
Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Friday 18 April 2014