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nateypooo
  • Town/Country : San Marino, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 705
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About nateypooo : Hey people! I'm just another teenager with big ideas and dreams and I just love to hang out with All my friends! I love swimming(it's kinda my life) and school for me is actually pretty fun! I gotta say though, high school is a LOT hadrder than middle school. Anyways, feel free to message me! Ciao!

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Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

#4405336
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84256) - you deserved it (6089)

On 08/09/2009 at 9:48am - love - by gtrs750 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

#3593613
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9889) - you deserved it (93349)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

#2168919
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55434) - you deserved it (4363)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by fmlcops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at Wendy's my boss approached me and told me the District Manager wanted to talk to me. I had been given a substantial raise the day before so I thought he was going to promote me to manager. Wrong, he told me I was being fired for eating a 99 cent cheeseburger. FML

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8864) - you deserved it (16419)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82292) - you deserved it (37694)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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