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  • Town/Country : Hamilton, Canada
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Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20653) - you deserved it (1758)

On 10/13/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by sillystring (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13112) - you deserved it (31206)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice, we were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes she asked me "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?". She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (2290)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Jpah (man) - United States (California)