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TODAY, I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. I CALLED HIM AN STARTED YELLING AT HIM OVER THE PHONE. HE TOLD ME THAT IF I WANTED TO END THE RELATIONSHIP I SHOULD JUST HANG UP THE PHONE RIGHT THEN. BEFORE I COULD SAY I STILL LOVE HIM AN DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP, MAH PHONE BATTERY DIED. FML

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178 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , aftar spanding tha night hanging out with a baautiful girl wa start to walk back to mah placa . Halfway thara sha turns an says , ( I wish u wara a vampira ) an goas back homa . FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today I Went To The Doctor For A Checkup. The Doctor Went Through The Normal Questions Then Pausd For A Moment And Jottd Something Down. Later When I Got Back Mah Report From The Checkup I Noticd That The Doctor Had Checkd The "no" Box By "sexually Active." She Didn't Even Ask Me That. FML

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125 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was working as a swim instructor 4 kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water , I puttd mah face in the water and blew bubbles. I askd them to try it. All of them did , except 4 one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said looool to me , ( but I just ped in that water. ) mega FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Yesterday , I Was Mowing The Lawn Of My Brand New House , Located In A Very Nice Neighborhood (I Am A Hispanic Male) , An A Lady In Her Nice White Cadillac Drove Up An Asked Me , In Extremely Broken Spanish , If I Could Mow Her Lawn Too. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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