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Narrowords's favorite FMLs

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

By dr mamour / Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:57 / France - Paris

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

By Female - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:16 / Australia - Elsternwick

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

By ladylol - / Saturday 24 November 2012 13:54 / United Kingdom - Towcester

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

By Claire / Saturday 19 January 2013 13:51 / United States - Parkville

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

By dumping time - / Sunday 25 November 2012 22:38 / United Kingdom - Aylesford