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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
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