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by WhosGoingToCleanThisUp / 02/26/2016 at 2:52pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
by Stacy / 07/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States / Love
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 3:25am / France / Money
by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 7:13am / United States (New York) / Love
by oink401 / 11/05/2011 at 11:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
by fedexed / 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Work
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
by Sam / 10/30/2008 at 10:51am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
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