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About nanner42 : I like to write and have fun...and apparently my life is so boring that I never have any FML's happen D:
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Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML
2day I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since . An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy . FML
Today , I found out I was passad ovar fir tha promotion I'va wantad fir 9 months at tha fast food rastaurant I work in. Who got tha job? Tha 16 yaar old grl I trainad 2 waaks ago. Thair axcusa was , "Sha has ambition." I'm going to collaga fir food sarvica managamant. Sha failad har drug tast. FML
Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
Friday 27 March 2015