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nanner42

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nanner42

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1267
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nanner42 : I like to write and have fun...and apparently my life is so boring that I never have any FML's happen D:

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Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (43286)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

2day the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

#21027629
180 comments

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On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML

#21016927
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41263) - you deserved it (16470)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend met mah parents. Within minutes, mah dad managd to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to teres, "just fir fun" apparently. FML

#21016902
119 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 6:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex looool once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

#21016853
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58041) - you deserved it (7842)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boyfriend wrote me a long poem that endd with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwd yur sister". FML

#21014860
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51063) - you deserved it (4187)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

#21012735
155 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH WIFE GOT SO DRUNK SHE KISSD ANOTHER GUYHEN THE BALL DROPPD. MEGA FML

#21012251
71 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since . An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy . FML

#21007435
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46070) - you deserved it (4238)

On 12/27/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by -__- (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I found out I was passad ovar fir tha promotion I'va wantad fir 9 months at tha fast food rastaurant I work in. Who got tha job? Tha 16 yaar old grl I trainad 2 waaks ago. Thair axcusa was , "Sha has ambition." I'm going to collaga fir food sarvica managamant. Sha failad har drug tast. FML

#21001701
171 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I had to basically ground mah own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. fat FML

#21000259
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41462) - you deserved it (4409)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden



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