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About nananabatmannnn : I like Batman, Frerard, my cat, and apple juice. That is all.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML
Today... it is mah wedding day. I couldn't find mah very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos... I found it in mah pool... covered in red paint... with a note on one of mah lounge chars reading... "Today is MY wedding day... bitch." FML
Friday 27 March 2015