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  • Town/Country : SG, Singapore
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 August 1988 (25 years)
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Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:07am - misc - by kelly (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by unknown -

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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