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nadion79
  • Town/Country : Portland, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. While they were gone I threw a party, but when asked I told them no, to which my dad responded " Well I'm currently looking at pictures on facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11007) - you deserved it (84734)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (293362) - you deserved it (57637)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328 (469)

I agree, your life sucks (28753) - you deserved it (339175)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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