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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend once again accused me of cooking food with too much fat, making him gain 35 lbs… Today, I was hit on by a homeless woman at work. She asked my coworker and I for $18 so she could… Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off and fell right asleep. it wasn't until…