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by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
by mycedes / 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by AL / 09/21/2011 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
by Smart / 09/16/2011 at 10:42am / United States / Kids
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML
by SoCalStoopid / 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by girlsx2mom / 08/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
by candie / 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
by Kendal / 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
- Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She… Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because… Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was…