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Today, was the last day of the prank war between me an my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower an tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML
TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML
Today , to save money , I bougt some meat in bulk. Wen I got ome , I was told tat power to te neigborood was out , and probably would be for days. Rater tan let te meat rot , I barbecued it all and gave it away to neigbors. Te power came on wile everyone was eating. FML
Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
Friday 27 March 2015