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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (22 years)
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Today, mah dad walked in on me and mah grlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32375) - you deserved it (7974)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me an my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower an tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12462) - you deserved it (33997)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

 Today , my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriendho I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! mega FML

#17793249
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42168) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile teaching high school class about astronomy , I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand , and asked mehat the "white things" were. In other words , clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (2647)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today , to save money , I bougt some meat in bulk. Wen I got ome , I was told tat power to te neigborood was out , and probably would be for days. Rater tan let te meat rot , I barbecued it all and gave it away to neigbors. Te power came on wile everyone was eating. FML

#17705192
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (3878)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my frst handjob. She rippd out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teard up. She askedhat was wrong an not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was ( Just so good. ) FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37484) - you deserved it (9651)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (7429)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40351) - you deserved it (3795)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

today I was baking cookies. I stard at them fir 15 minute an finally askd mah dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He lookd up at the oven an replid, "It might help if u turn the oven on." FML

#17558329
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9217) - you deserved it (45176)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GAVE MA DAD A BROCURE FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT . HIS RESPONSE? TROWING A CAIR OUT TE WINDOW . FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (6879)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)



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