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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (27 years)
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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML


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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27634) - you deserved it (3322)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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